googleimages:

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE POST IN THE WHOLE WORLD I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR YEARS

(Source: mmmmnope)

squidwurd:

senseis:

this boy in my high school literally was SO quiet and never spoke and then……,…„„ he…did this

i am happy i watched this

(Source: sneeply)

iamtonysexual:

tyleroakley:

cadaverous-porcelain:

killthebloodyredprinceofdeath:

twistedfuckk:

We ran out of plates.

This is possibly the greatest photo on Tumblr.

This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr. I am not saying that you have to agree with what the bible says, but to utilize that book ‘as a plate’ knowing what it means to people, is just plain disrespectful to religion. 

This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr. I am not saying that you have to agree with the fact that pizza is the most delicious thing ever, but to let it touch that book, knowing how people misinterpret it as a reason to hate gays, is just plain disrespectful to pizza. 

This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr.

My uncle got killed by a falling microwave.

A General Rule

legendaryescape:

You are entitled to your own opinion.  You are not entitled to your own facts.

ashbensos:

who the fuck designed this though

like how am I now supposed to get a chipmunk voice without giving spiderman a fucking blowjob huH

I’d give spidey a blowjob, as long as he does not shoot in my hair.

mattuhroo:

new favorite thing on tumblr

(Source: dootzy)

(Source: amypoehler)

jesussbabymomma:

docgelegentlich:

snowybean1234:

turntechgoddamnit:

toastradamus:

pizzaforpresident:

WHY ARE THERE STRAPS ON HIS LEGS I AM LAUGHING SO HARD

POWER TO MAIN THRUSTERS

ALL SYSTEMS ARE GO

TURBO SHIT

BUT HE’S STILL WEARING HIS PANTS

pants aren’t an issue when you’re QUANTUM SHITTING THROUGH THE nTH DIMENSION

romanticizing-death:

sixcatsandtwodogs:

gifcraft:

Stop the bullets. Kill the gun.

I held my breath at the last one.

IT WAS COOL AND THEN IT GOT SCARY AS SHIT

anniephantom:

absentloversthings:

absentloversthings:

SOMEBODY JUST SENT ME THIS ON SNAPCHAT I DON’T KNOW WHO IT IS BUT IT SURE ISN’T JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE

I JUST GOT THIS ANON IM SCREAMING

damn wow i’d go down in history if you know what i mean

I am making my birthday list…